DAILY APOCALYPSE FACTS

Killing him would have been merciful — so Apocalypse made him a statue with a notebook instead, for five thousand years and counting.

The assassin who pulled the trigger became ‘Uncle Cluster’ to the copy — comics’ most secretive parenting experiment.

Every Horseman he ever recruited was a stand-in for family — and his wife Genesis matches his survival creed word for word.

A millennium before the Avengers, a god lost a bar fight to a mutant in space armor — and spent the grudge forging a weapon that could kill that armor's makers.

Dracula hunted his family, so the first mutant woke up, teamed with literature's most famous vampire hunter, and took the Count's head — then skipped the stake and the fire.

Every mad scientist needs a maker — Sinister's was a 5,000-year-old mutant with Celestial tech and no HR department.

Five thousand years of conquest, and it all started with breaking into someone else's spaceship and refusing to leave.

Twelve kidnapped mutants, one Celestial machine, and a godhood coupon — all foiled by a husband jumping in front of a laser.

Five thousand years of "survival of the fittest" — all because ancient Egypt couldn't handle a little grey skin.