Today's Fact
A subway train, a collapsing building and a petrol station all bounced off Firelord. A fist worked.
Firelord, former herald of Galactus, came to Earth in Amazing Spider-Man #269–#270 (1985) by Tom DeFalco and Ron Frenz for the most herald reason imaginable: he wanted a pizza. Workmen who mistook the flaming alien for a mutant attacked him, he retaliated, and Spider-Man stepped in — starting a running battle across New York against an opponent carrying a share of the Power Cosmic, while every heavier hero was conveniently out of town.
Peter threw the city at him. He lured Firelord through office blocks and subway tunnels, put him in the path of an oncoming train, arranged for a condemned building to be demolished on top of him, and finally detonated a petrol station around him. Firelord walked out of every single trap unmarked, and Spider-Man was left believing, sickeningly, that the last explosion might have killed a man who could not be killed.
So he stopped being clever. With nowhere left to run, Spider-Man attacked head-on for the first time — a relentless flurry of punches and kicks that Firelord, who expected another trick, never braced for. It worked. When the Avengers finally arrived, they found the herald of Galactus flat on the pavement, beaten unconscious in single combat by a hero who had not landed a telling blow all day — and they had to pull Spider-Man off him.
Why It's Obscure
Spider-Man's file is full of stronger opponents. Almost none of them were beaten this cleanly, or this ridiculously.
Gallery
The very covers of the Firelord fight, plus the herald himself.



Sources
Every fact on this page was checked against at least two independent sources before publication.
Bullpen Bulletins
- Amazing Spider-Man Vol 1 #270 — Marvel DatabaseIssue record for 'The Hero and the Holocaust': Firelord's rampage, the subway and demolition traps, and Spider-Man's final bare-handed victory.
- Amazing Spider-Man #270 review — SpiderFan.orgFull plot review tracing every failed stratagem — office building, subway car, collapsed building, petrol explosion — before Spider-Man attacks directly and wins.
- Greatest Spider-Man vs. Other People's Villains #3 — Amazing Spider-TalkRetrospective confirming Spider-Man beat Firelord with no gimmicks, simply punching and kicking until the Avengers arrived to peel him off.