JEFF THE LAND SHARK

Tuesday, November 3, 2026Earth-616 canonIt's Jeff! Infinity Comic #10 (2021)

Today's Fact

One routine vet visit turned into an X-ray of everything a land shark should never swallow, up to and including cosmic weaponry.

JEFF ATE THE INFINITY GAUNTLET — AND IT GAVE HIM A STOMACHACHE!
The Featured Fact

Jeff's appetite has never respected categories like edible and not edible. In It's Jeff! Infinity Comic #10 (2021), the little land shark developed stomach pains severe enough that Kate Bishop rushed him to a doctor — and the examination produced the most alarming X-ray in Marvel history.

Alongside the expected donuts and fish, the scan picked out a snow globe and a license plate. Then it picked out the Infinity Gauntlet itself — the assembled cosmic weapon that once unmade half the universe, sitting in a baby shark's belly like a swallowed coin. Jeff had somehow come across it, eaten it along with assorted other items, and his only symptom was a tummy ache.

The Gauntlet was not even his first superhero theft. In It's Jeff! Infinity Comic #7, Jeff had already stolen Captain America's shield, Kate's trick arrows, Miles Morales's mask, Doctor Strange's Eye of Agamotto, Falcon's wings and Black Widow's gauntlets, then ambushed the owners with their own gear when they came looking. The pattern is consistent: if a hero sets a priceless artifact down for one minute, it becomes Jeff's property or Jeff's lunch.

Why It's Obscure

Thanos needed a quest across the stars to assemble that gauntlet. Jeff needed a snack break.

Issue #7
Sticky fins — Jeff lifts a shield, a mask, an Eye of Agamotto and two heroes' worth of weaponry, then springs the whole collection on its owners.
Issue #10
The X-ray — Donuts, fish, a snow globe, a license plate and one universe-class weapon, itemized by a very concerned medical professional.
Kate Bishop
The responsible adult — It falls to Kate Bishop, Jeff's caretaker in the It's Jeff! stories, to get a shark with a cosmic stomachache to a doctor.
Power ranking
Unscathed, mostly — Half the universe died from that gauntlet being used as intended. Jeff used it as food and needed antacid, not an army.

Sources

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Bullpen Bulletins

  1. Jeffrey (Land Shark) (Earth-616) — Marvel DatabaseThe full record: the stolen hero gear in It's Jeff! Infinity Comic #7 and the eaten Infinity Gauntlet, stomachache and doctor visit in issue #10.
  2. Best Jeff the Land Shark Moments in the Comics — TheGamerIts entry on It's Jeff! Infinity Comic #10 walks through the hospital rush and the X-ray that reveals the Infinity Gauntlet among Jeff's snacks.
  3. Fan-Favorite Series 'It's Jeff' Returns — Marvel.comMarvel's own announcement of the Kelly Thompson and Gurihiru Infinity Comic series where the Gauntlet incident appears.