Hit Monkey Fact — October 30, 2026

Today's Fact

Verified against independent sources. Issues cited below.

HIT-MONKEY CRASHED A WEDDING IN A TODDLER'S STOLEN SUIT TO KILL GENERAL KATO

The Featured Fact

General Kato, the man behind the slaughter of the macaque's troop, was celebrating his daughter's wedding — and weddings, unlike bunkers, have guest lists a small assassin can slip through. Hit-Monkey infiltrated the ceremony wearing a suit and tie stolen from a toddler, an outfit no guard thought to question until the ring-bearer started behaving like a professional killer.

Kato's newest bodyguard was Bullseye, a man who can kill with anything he can lift, and the monkey still got past him. While Bullseye dealt with the chaos, Hit-Monkey reached Kato's safe room and decapitated the general — completing the revenge the ghost of a dead assassin had been whispering him toward since the massacre in the snow.

The aftermath soured the triumph instantly. Humiliated at being outmaneuvered by a monkey, Bullseye murdered the rest of Kato's men, and when he threw a knife at the fleeing Hit-Monkey, it struck a small boy — the same toddler whose stolen suit had made the infiltration possible — who had run up to hug the animal. Grief, not vengeance, is what the macaque carried out of that wedding.

Why It's Obscure

A general's security detail included the deadliest thrower alive, and the breach in the perimeter was a child's suit and a ring-bearer's disguise.

The disguise

A toddler's wardrobe — the suit and tie came straight off a small wedding guest, which is why a macaque in formalwear read as entertainment instead of a threat until it was far too late.

The bodyguard

Bullseye on duty — Kato had hired the best protection money buys, and it bought him nothing: the guard was evaded at the wedding and left so ashamed that he slaughtered his own employer's surviving men.

The safe room

Nowhere left to lock — the general retreated to the room designed for exactly this emergency, and the monkey was already the emergency inside it.

The hug

The cost, itemized — the boy whose clothes made the mission possible died shielding the assassin from Bullseye's knife, converting a revenge killing into the moment Hit-Monkey understood what vengeance charges.

Gallery

Comic art of Hit Monkey and Bullseye.

Hit-Monkey in a suit aiming pistols — **The best-dressed guest**The macaque in his working suit and tie — the same formalwear, borrowed at toddler scale, that carried him through a general's wedding security.

Hit-Monkey in a black suit firing two pistols while kicking Deadpool — **Two guns, no hesitation**Hit-Monkey mid-fight in his suit, both pistols blazing and a foot planted in Deadpool — the marksmanship that wedding security, Bullseye included, had to reckon with.

Bullseye Marvel comic art — **The bodyguard who missed**Bullseye, Kato's hired protection — evaded by a monkey in a child's suit, and murderously unwilling to let the embarrassment stand.

Sources

Every claim above is verified against at least two of these independent sources.

Bullpen Bulletins

Hit-Monkey Vol. 2 #1–3 (2010), Marvel ComicsDaniel Way and Dalibor Talajic's miniseries: the wedding infiltration, Bullseye's bodyguard duty, Kato's death, and the fight that follows.
Hit-Monkey — Multiversal OmnipediaIts biography records the wedding infiltration in the toddler's stolen suit, the confrontation with Kato's bodyguard Bullseye, Kato's decapitation in the safe room, and the child's death by Bullseye's knife.
CBR — Marvel Blocked a Major Daredevil Villain From Hit-MonkeyConfirms Bullseye's place in the original Hit-Monkey comics: the show's creators wanted him because he was the monkey's foe in those issues, before Marvel substituted Lady Bullseye for animation.